Paul Williams: Don’t Look At Me

"Thank you for reading my blurb. I have told over a thousand jokes and received countless rounds of applause and bouts of laughter. Not to mention the smiles I’ve procured. I hope you attend this Festival and I hope that of all the shows in the Festival, you choose to attend my show. That would mean the world to me. And by the way, the show’s going to be fantastic. Everyone is telling me that this is gonna be my year and I am feeling very optimistic about how it’s going to go. I have appeared on the television show Taskmaster New Zealand and was once asked to be in a movie (I found the movie’s concept to be disgusting so I didn’t respond to the email). Have a great Festival Paul"